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SummerB
08-17-2009, 11:40 AM
So, Saturday night I couldn't sleep after my gibungous cheeseburger. I was watching a movie and I get a text from John... Just to warn everyone... It makes absolutely no sense. I just went along with the flow of the conversation... And I was laughing forever.

John: Im somewhat Dfunk

Summer: Oh well that's great. You getting Addison drunk too?

S: We like getting Chloe trashed. By trashed I mean going to bed early...

J: Swdet im playong games bish

S: You. Cannot. Spell.

S: What does this even mean?: Swedt im playong games bish

J: I dont know (sad face) drunk lool i text joe too know

S: My cheeseburger Kicked his ass. He's in bed... Supposedly sleeping. He's in his thirties so he's old.

J: Troof dat old mudda fucca

S: I understood all of that... Must be the black part of me.

J: Werd to ya mutha. Ypu should post this convo on kcsubaru. Lol

S: Then I'd have to type... And I'm blask...ish... And lazy.

J: yoZ the black dot. Lol

S: I probably will though tomorrow. Just to remind you. Then Joe will post some more fucked up pictures of me. I am the most unphotogenic person ever

S: Youz iz a cray zay whyte boi.

S: I want to watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Have you seen that? It's a great movie.

J: Duh. Im da crazyst shte evar!!!1 the would bw sweet If posred this. Id havent seem that movie

S: Seriously... You're talking like Arnie right now. You need to see it ASAP.

S: I'll wait till this convo is over before I post anything. I need as many lawls as possible from you, please. Say more words. Please.

J: Takin a pkss hold on

S: Ha! Urination.

J: Ha hpw do i protext myself from homosezticqla? Sensai?

S: Protect yourself from the aids.
And the surprise buttseks.
What's worse than finding a slug in your apple?

J: I dont know!!!!! Cry

S: HALF A SLUG IN YOUR APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!


LAWLS!!!!!!!111!!!!11

J: Wtf!!!!!

S: I went to the liquor store in my jammies yesterday. It was awesome.

J: I cat think od a rap song atm.
Im aon a boat, believe me when i say i fuckef a mermail.

S: Ass to mouth? Youz a sick mofo.
On a boat a boat on a mutha fukken boat.

J: Only at a certain momeny when your in the mood
Ass to mouth on a boat bish
Ool im the king bitch. Kc n*gga

S: Uh.... Uh....

J: Richoshe rulea
Hats a game btw.

S: Oh! So now you're black?!?!? A black ninja? What the fuck did I just walk into?

J: What lol?
Im white lol

S: You know, you totally ruined the moment when I was supposed to cry at the movie. But then you started talking about wanting to lick joes ass and it threw me for a loop.

S: Art thou satisfied? ART THOU SATISFIED!!! all are punished!!!! But you have to say it in ole English... Punish-Ed

J: Ho wouldnt. That bleached tang is hot shit!
Bruno ftw!!!!

S: Bleached? I fucking wax that shit for him.
Hahaha!!!! This last name was bilcock. Frealz

J: Ok buh bye. Bleach ftw

S: Wait? What?

J: Frealz fo realz.
I dont know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

S: I really don't wax him. And he's already blonde so his taint hair probably is too. I haven't investegated that too thoroughly.

J: Sure u tongue tat sbit.
German shiza ftw!!!!!

S: That doesn't mean I look at it.

J: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Ok you not as explorationist.
Fuck im about to get a burger

S: Jealous? Wish Joe was licking your taint? I don't even know what the fuck explorationist means.
I'm watching Selena now.

J: I dont know either. Selena is hott

S: Which Selena? Dead Selena or Jennifer Lopez Selena?

J: Lopez ass

S: I envy her ass. It is pretty sweet. Put some cheese and bacon on it and take a big ole bite out of it.
The real Selena was actually much prettier than jlo.
Movies I've seen in the last 24 hours: xmen origins wolverine, the hangover, district 9, angels and demons, romeo and juliet, and no selena. I cleaned my house too. How about that?
Selena y los dinos

J: Wtf your lazy lol.

S: Joes fault.
It's caturday. Well, it was.

J: Clol ihaz a burger lol

S:HAPPY SUNDAY JOHNNY BOY!!!!!
It's not as awesome as mine that I made. It was awesome. It was the best cheeseburger known to man, creature, and alien alike.

J: Sweet its hangover day.
Urger ftw x

S: What? Wpell correctly so I can laugh WITH you, not AT you

J: Mot possible lll

S: Haha. You sillt drunk boy. What would I do without your humor?

J: Die

S:Hahahahahahah!!!!!! And then you'd miss me so much that you's kill yourself.

And then he left... and I laughed still... a lot.

The end.

VF34RX
08-17-2009, 11:48 AM
It made alot more sense when i was texting. :laughing5:

SummerB
08-17-2009, 11:58 AM
It made alot more sense when i was texting. :laughing5:

The funny thing is that I really did understand most of what you were saying.

VF34RX
08-17-2009, 12:13 PM
It made alot more sense when i was texting. :laughing5:

The funny thing is that I really did understand most of what you were saying.

Im glad you could keep up. :lol: My mind can go 100 places in 2 sec. when i've been drinking.

WRXNFX
08-17-2009, 12:33 PM
I have had my share of posts like that!!! :lol:

Glad you had fun John.

VF34RX
08-17-2009, 01:12 PM
I have had my share of posts like that!!! :lol:

Glad you had fun John.

touch screen phone, fast thumbs, and :drunken: dont equal a quality convo. :lol:
It was fun though we played beer pong and a game called ricochet. Thats alot of fun.

Just4fuN
08-17-2009, 01:47 PM
I have had my share of posts like that!!! :lol:

Glad you had fun John.

The difference is that you get on here and post when you're drunk!

I love how text convos always make so much more sense when you're drunk. After getting sobering up, I'm usually afraid to check my phone and see what kind of gibberish I texted and to whom.

SummerB
08-17-2009, 02:34 PM
I have had my share of posts like that!!! :lol:

Glad you had fun John.

touch screen phone, fast thumbs, and :drunken: dont equal a quality convo. :lol:
It was fun though we played beer pong and a game called ricochet. Thats alot of fun.

I have an iPhone and I've drunk texted on it more than a few times. Which is why I'm glad for auto-correct.

VF34RX
08-17-2009, 03:14 PM
I have had my share of posts like that!!! :lol:

Glad you had fun John.

touch screen phone, fast thumbs, and :drunken: dont equal a quality convo. :lol:
It was fun though we played beer pong and a game called ricochet. Thats alot of fun.

I have an iPhone and I've drunk texted on it more than a few times. Which is why I'm glad for auto-correct.

I out type my xt9 and end up screwing it up even worse. So i usually just leave it on the regular what you hit it what you get. :lol: