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ElScooby
09-25-2009, 02:12 PM
There should be a class for parking. And a ticket given for sh*#y parking.

http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk17/Elscooby2/parkingcar.jpg

DevXTech
09-25-2009, 02:33 PM
Reminds me of the lady that lives in the apartment above mine. She drives a Jeep and everytime she parks the dang thing it's on the white line. I don't think she has ever parked sucessfully between the lines. It gets really aggravating sometimes because she will go over the whiteline and make it hard to park in the spot next to her.

Justin 05 Sti
09-25-2009, 03:09 PM
Kick a dent in the door, then tape a note over the dent saying "See what you made me do?".

bizkit642
09-25-2009, 03:34 PM
Kick a dent in the door, then tape a note over the dent saying "See what you made me do?".

Hmmm I've had that same thought :mrgreen:

DevXTech
09-25-2009, 03:44 PM
Kick a dent in the door, then tape a note over the dent saying "See what you made me do?".
I'd do that to the lady in my apartment building but she already has a large dent in her passenger door that she won't fix. :lol:

Chad
09-25-2009, 03:48 PM
If they have an older car without a keyless entry system some super glue or JB Weld in the key holes is priceless. Just leave the one to the hatch or trunk available, sit back with some beer and watch the shenanigans ensue.










....did someone say Shenanigans? :mrgreen:

VF34RX
09-25-2009, 04:06 PM
If they have an older car without a keyless entry system some super glue or JB Weld in the key holes is priceless. Just leave the one to the hatch or trunk available, sit back with some beer and watch the shenanigans ensue.

....did someone say Shenanigans? :mrgreen:

I really like this idea. :twisted:

But i get pissed about people that cant park too. My wife gets to hear me bitch all the time and i'll make her correct it if she is parked crooked. :mrgreen:

WRXNFX
09-25-2009, 04:29 PM
The good thing is the passenger seat is so full of crap you can be pretty sure there was no one in the passenger seat.

I try to park my passenger side against a curb when I can. Usually the spot is wide like normal.. even if the next car splits it you are OK.

John that lot at you work is dinky.. The spots are like 7 feet wide. :(

bkwilliams
09-25-2009, 06:04 PM
Give them a ticket yourself!
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

scooby_rex
09-26-2009, 01:56 PM
Give them a ticket yourself!
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

ahhh you suck! thats my post! LOL

you gotta love that site, especially their printable ticket

paper_tiger
09-28-2009, 12:00 PM
Well technically, they are still in the white lines..... Just saying.

TunedAlready02
09-28-2009, 12:05 PM
john you need to have your car buffed

ElScooby
09-28-2009, 02:10 PM
john you need to have your car buffed

YES I DO! My cars paint job needs some serious TLC. Too busy with other stuff and to little money. Some day soon hopefully.

NachO_SRT
09-28-2009, 04:43 PM
Booger on side mirror, drivers side. I prefer in the middle of the mirror and something from DEEP in the cavern.

NachO

Kilby33
09-29-2009, 10:24 PM
This is why I take my portable dumpters with me everywhere I go. Ding me now hahahaha

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Kilby33/cid_160.jpg

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg267/Kilby33/IMG00127.jpg



crap how am I going to get in there :scratch:

paper_tiger
09-30-2009, 11:21 AM
I would be worried about running over nails or other loose debris between two dumpsters. Also what if someone is a little over enthusiastic when it comes time to throw stuff into one dumpster and misses.....

WRXNFX
09-30-2009, 12:02 PM
I would be worried about running over nails or other loose debris between two dumpsters. Also what if someone is a little over enthusiastic when it comes time to throw stuff into one dumpster and misses.....

+1 :P

Kilby33
09-30-2009, 03:19 PM
I was only there 5 mins getting a game and there was no workers around 8)

paper_tiger
09-30-2009, 04:07 PM
Better not have been Need for Speed: Shift.

There is some guy at our complex that comes to see a neighbor and usually parks crooked like this but I don't mind. He has an Eclipse that is in great shape and looks real shape. Typically he parks on my driver side crooked thereby leaving me lots of room to open my door and not hit his car.

Kilby33
09-30-2009, 04:29 PM
Better not have been Need for Speed: Shift.

There is some guy at our complex that comes to see a neighbor and usually parks crooked like this but I don't mind. He has an Eclipse that is in great shape and looks real shape. Typically he parks on my driver side crooked thereby leaving me lots of room to open my door and not hit his car.

nah im not buying it. I have heard bad things about it Im sticking to dirt 2 and forza 3 when it comes out 8)

ElScooby
09-30-2009, 05:06 PM
Those pics my friend are aweosme!! :D